Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPPregleda 3,1 mil.Prije dan
1:43:54egg [Dream SMP]
egg [Dream SMP]Pregleda 5 mil.
2:03:14forming a secret organization [Dream SMP]
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s VideoPregleda 6 mil.Prije mjesec
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]Pregleda 10 mil.Prije mjesec
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]Pregleda 8 mil.Prije 2 mjeseci
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll SkeppyPregleda 6 mil.Prije 2 mjeseci
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]Pregleda 6 mil.Prije 3 mjeseci
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red FestivalPregleda 5 mil.Prije 3 mjeseci
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSISPregleda 8 mil.Prije 6 mjeseci
25:24Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)Pregleda 13 mil.Prije 7 mjeseci
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
24:05So We Won the Minecraft Championship...
So We Won the Minecraft Championship...Pregleda 7 mil.Prije 10 mjeseci
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2Pregleda 10 mil.Prije 11 mjeseci
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft ChampionshipPregleda 2,1 mil.Prije godine
12:21Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goons
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the PitPregleda 4,8 mil.Prije godine
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP EarthPregleda 6 mil.Prije godine
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire BeginsPregleda 4,4 mil.Prije godine
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato WarPregleda 16 mil.Prije godine
23:47Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Seconds
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finalePregleda 4 mil.Prije godine
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedPregleda 2,4 mil.Prije godine
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockPregleda 11 mil.Prije godine
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsPregleda 4,4 mil.Prije godine
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot


  • lmao wtf

  • Technos voice

  • Made in Heaven

  • Ranboo And Techno: No WAIT EVRYONE DIES WE SAW OBI WE SAW UNCLE BEN.. OHHH Philza: kakashi didnt die

  • epic clutch!??! pog

  • In my class today we listened to a song and the teacher said it was to technoey and I immediately said subscribe to technoblade XD

  • I cant believe you techno a child surpass your channel

  • I love that he said the money would go to orphans

  • Dream: *Good at speedrun and escaped* Tech: *Pvp God Unbeatable*

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  • Ranboo: Breaks Grass Block Dream SMP : Wot HRdown: OH MY GOD RANBOO IS ENDERMAN CONFIRMED

  • “The first revolution on the server” 4:30

  • this got in my recommendation even though I've watched it like 16 times previously

  • 6.09 subscribers. Noice


  • I refuse to believe techno was 15 he has always been immortal and is as old as time

  • Commentary summary: *"KILL HIM"* *"KILL HIM"* *"KILL HIM"* *"KILL HIM"* *"KILL HIM"*

  • Ranboo sounds like bamboo

  • Clicking som fast its slowmotion

  • this is a comment

  • Fake because when the video is started the mouse arrow is on restart icon when he shiw us 732 click the mouse was not here

  • Me : Wow technoblade is the best =0

  • Techno sounds so dif lmao

  • I liked the video in the first 40seconds

  • ok

  • Me: oh he killed everyone with his fist Also me: who’s God

  • When I'm on my computer the tab says "grown man stabs children"


  • Oops u didn't get to 7m

  • Can u make a bedwar vid

  • ranboo is the most chill person on the smp and i think philza is similar to ranboo

  • Rip

  • me getting a B- most of my time: am I a joke to you?

  • This is the best Minecraft video in the world. I’ve watched it like 100 times

  • It’s sad how HRdownrs brag about Telly bridging and godbridging in skywars and technoblade is slow bridging yet is still the best

    • And he fails slow bridging sometimes still

  • Techno 2019: VIEWS Techno 2021: SUBSCRIBE

  • 11:20 we had no idea that we are going to be attack by a pvp expert Tommy:ender pearl into techno techno: you make a big mistake coming here instantly launched tommy into the void

  • I love watching people ruin other peoples days

  • Don't mind me just a 1000th comment!

  • cant you see he just clicked so slow like dude

  • "What main character was strong when he started?" I mean. . .

  • Geez Dreamsmp is on easy isn't it?

  • Tommy is dead

  • Dude’s missing out on free money and subs. A stream gets him so much money and at least 20000 subs

    • tru

  • nice mining sound effects :) lol

  • Techno pro

  • didn’t hypixel say he’d give you pig rank at 10 million as a joke but then you blew up and you’re kinda close now...

  • Orphan²

  • Ramboo

  • Technoblade is now the teacher

  • imagine if ur graduating and ur teacher said... *i pro pvp dont come*

  • I love listening to the first part where he explains the people who got reaped. Like how the Pope is ready to kill his opponent with the bible. Also, Dora the explorer was definitely in WW2

  • This is the first time I see his face- G O R G E O U S

  • Ranboo can pick up farm land, infinite cake and pig spawners. He is the cure to world hunger

  • Finnaly I'm not THAT late

  • your not a side character hunny

  • This is the most important post you will ever read. Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers.. Yet this is only four of our many transgressions. The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good works because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Fortunately God is also perfect in Love, so 2000 years ago, Jesus Christ left his throne in heaven and came to this earth. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake. Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’.. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace.. Except gifts can be either accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response; Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him, and through gratitude in the sacrifice of his son, repent (turn away) from your old way of life. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, your savior, and the ruler of your life from this moment forward (Romans 10:9). Do these things, and you will be saved. If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin, but instead desires to read and obey his word. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife. You’ve been informed; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you spend ETERNITY, meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make; And all of us here, whether believer or atheist, know deep down that every last word here is true. Jesus Christ awaits YOU this very moment. Don’t even think about sleeping tonight until you surrender your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.. And as it is written (Hebrews 9 : 27); ‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’. All glory, honor and praise to Lord Jesus Christ.

  • I quoted this video for an MLA formatting worksheet.

  • you should play CF with those skills !

  • LMAO = Launching Missiles At Orphans

  • Manburg: *exists* Ten seconds later: LITERALLY OBLITERATED

  • Omg egg how?


  • 10:11 you can hear his hypixel skills

  • “Subscribe to Technoblade” This Changed My whole Life “Inspirational”

  • He modified his mouse he's still a scammer

  • watches in 2021 *man*

  • its better that blade has deeper voice

  • I love how elements of the tale like his viewers going over to help his enemy because it's funny, or stalking his opponent to learn his real-life habits, are side-notes.

  • Me already watching this video 10 Times : Kontent

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  • cant make it tree stuuuuck! TrEE sTuckkkK!

  • After all this time I noticed his apron says "Grill Sargeant"

  • Pog

  • Technoblade is not the sensei, he is the badass

  • What if ranboo was the human form of the ender dragon?.... AYOOOOO WHY IS THE FBI HERE?!

  • Techno Blade you're a big meanie

  • Try breaking a glass😂😂😂